| David: | Woogy boogy. |
| Me: | Davida la loca? |
| David: | Sí señorita. |
| Me: | Arroz, frijoles, y queso. |
| David: | Y mas. |
| Me: | Y quesadillas. |
| David: | Your wish is my commander? |
| Me: | Star Commander. |
| David: | Galaxy girl. |
My name is Hope. I'm 20, depressed, and this is the shit I say.
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i swear my phone has down syndrome omg
i need a handle of tequila in order to operate my phone
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“In terms of having a mental conversation, she was the best one. But her legs were too short. I folded her jeans one day and it was like dating an ewok.”
— Texas boy at the table next to me (via gracehelbig)
it feels like 4 degrees outside
my nipples could cut through steel
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