I talk to myself on Facebook.
My name is Hope. I'm 20, depressed, and this is the shit I say.
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Bruise Willis
Bruise Willis
I have the upper-arm strength of a fetus.
passiveagressivesugarplumfairy:
austro-hungarianempire1867-1918:
i am libra what does that have to do with kidneys is that where ym soul is
i’m a virgo why does this say intestines do i have big intestines or some shit omfg why is this making me laugh so hard idgi
no it’s supposed to be where you hold your tension and stuff so for (a loose) example my mom is a pisces and has had 7 foot surgeries
sagittarius = hips & thighs
wow totally accurate
should i date a scorpio because he would have a big penis is that what that means
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I’ve dated every race: white, asian, black, mexican, wigger, redhead.
“Those thirteen year old boys probably have more sex than we do.”
— 2011-12-23 04:49
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