(Source: strangerthannothing, via poniessskippingeverywhere)
My name is Hope. I'm 20, depressed, and this is the shit I say.
• What is your favorite anal lube product?
Bruise Willis
Bruise Willis
my knee smells like corn chips
“My mom is drunk and checking for electromagnetic frequencies in my room.”
— Mary Mary Quite Contrary
I’m going to record myself brushing my teeth while only wearing underwear. I’ll distribute it for $25 a pop. Pre-orders anyone?
“Most kids come to this park at 2am to smoke weed or have sex, and we come to eat burgers in the car.”
I would say that I have friends in high places, but I can’t because I have no friends.
